FYI, this movie is Turkish. That’s all you need to know in order to understand that your life is about to be changed. DEATH WARRIOR is what happens when Turkish filmmakers combine Rambo, EVIL DEAD, and ENTER THE DRAGON with fifteen eight balls of cocaine over the course of a weekend. DEATH WARRIOR is Cüneyt Arkin, star of TURKISH STAR WARS, drop-kicking twenty-four ninjas in the span of four seconds. DEATH WARRIOR is also supernatural trees that attack humans, soundtrack cues from JAWS and PSYCHO that compliment ninja death duels, and Cüneyt Arkin’s girlfriend turning into a frog. If you’re not convinced that you need to see DEATH WARRIOR right now, then you need to see DEATH WARRIOR right now.